'Never trust a hippy!'

Go big or don’t bother. This 5XL Seditionaries style punk shirt is a full-blown DIY explosion, dipped in rebellious energy and soaked in history. Hand-dyed in a killer combo of deep pink and tie-dye black, this oversized monster doesn’t whisper protest—it shouts it from the rooftops.

The right side smacks you with “NEVER TRUST A HIPPY” in bold, janky stencil. On the left, a “NO FUTURE – Maximum Penalty £5” graphic gives a nod to punk fines and underground gigs, while a snarling punk pin-up stares you down from the chest. To finish it off, there's a scribbled message in yellow that reads “Too Fast To Live”—because subtlety is for sell-outs.

This one’s got short sleeves, front buttons, and a relaxed, anti-fit cut that makes it perfect for layering under a leather jacket—or standing alone as a walking manifesto. With its mix of protest art, retro imagery and pure punk energy, it’s the perfect piece for anarchists, punks, and culture-jammers who’ve had enough.

No two shirts are the same. This one’s stitched for the 5XL misfits who never asked to fit in anyway.

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REPRODUCTION SEX / SEDITIONARIES SHIRT

Shirt size: 5XLarge

This shirt measures: Armpit to armpit - 31" / 79cm

As a rule, if the collar fits, the chest and shoulders will too! Collar size: 21" / 54cm

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All of these Seditionaries shirts are hand printed with a secret formulation of discontinued inks

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SKU - 74 Short