Get hosed! Women’s T-Shirt Dress
£29.50
The Get Hosed t-shirt dress is a full-blown cartoon meltdown for punks, paint freaks, and lowbrow art fiends.
Printed to order
Available in sizes Small to 5XLarge
'GET HOSED!'
Ready to blast your wardrobe with chaos? The Get Hosed t-shirt dress is soaked in lowbrow madness, perfect for anyone who prefers their fashion grotesque and gloriously unhinged. Featuring a deranged green mutant tangled in hoses, nozzles, and a jug of who-knows-what, this oversized tee dress is a wearable freak-out with maximum visual noise.
Better yet, it’s not just weird – it’s comfortable as hell. With rolled sleeves and a relaxed fit, you can wear it all day while spray-painting alley walls, then stomp straight to the afterparty without changing a thing. Plus, the colours pop like toxic waste, making it a killer statement piece whether you’re into punk, skate, or outsider art scenes.
Printed in the UK and available in sizes XS–5XL, this is for the DIY crowd, the zine kids, and the mutants who never clean their boots. Slip it on and get hosed – it’s not fashion, it’s a lifestyle meltdown.
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These t-shirt dresses are printed to order so please ensure you check your measurements before ordering 🙂
Please don't hesitate to message us with any questions you have regarding your sizing.
Available in sizes:
Small (UK Size 10): Armpit to armpit- 52cm / 20.5" | Armpit to hem- 68cm / 27"
Medium (UK Size 12): Armpit to armpit- 56.5cm / 22" | Armpit to hem- 70cm / 27.5"
Large (UK Size 14): Armpit to armpit- 60cm / 23.5" | Armpit to hem- 70cm / 27.5"
XLarge (UK Size 16): Armpit to armpit- 61cm / 24" | Armpit to hem- 72cm / 28"
2XLarge (UK Size 18): Armpit to armpit- 63cm / 25" | Armpit to hem- 73cm / 28.5"
3XLarge (UK Size 20): Armpit to armpit- 68cm / 27" | Armpit to hem- 73cm / 28.5"
4XLarge (UK Size 22): Armpit to armpit- 71cm / 28" | Armpit to hem- 73cm / 28.5"
5XLarge (UK Size 24): Armpit to armpit- 74cm / 29" | Armpit to hem- 73cm / 28.5"
-Stand up rib collar
-Turn up sleeves
-Extended shoulder
-100% Cotton Jersey
-200gsm weight
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